Your Uncle. Your buddy down the block. A cousin of a friend of a coworker. Fashionable? No. Street smart? Always. He can grab a 7/16th socket from the toolbox without looking at the numbers.
Oh, he knows what the manual says. And follows it to the letter. But, if he’s gotta improvise – he knows The Mullet Way.
You’re gonna be glad to meet him.
That hair. That ‘stache.
The pressed shirt. American flag.
Most importantly: “Thumbs Up”.
It means you got Mulletized.
And gettin’ Mulletized means it’s all gonna be OK.
Whatever problem you do have… Is a problem you won’t have.
‘Cuz The Mullet Man is here.
Nice to meetcha.
Would you just look at them legs? Sturdy. Reliable. Standing tall. When The Mullet Man visits you, you’ll feel the same way. Stuff goes from busted to fixed. And you never have to worry about it.
Not when The Mullet Man is here.
Hi. I’m The Mullet Man. Comin’ to help as fast as I can.
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